Do you like secrets? Do you want a book that has stinky gas? Do you hate girls? Do you really want a dog ?
Well Scab can make lots of stinky gas. He is also smart and hates girls and he does lots of cool experiments like making stinky gas. He hates his sister Isabelle and he really wants a dog. You should read the most entertaining book of all time.
By Trudi Trueit ( image from Barnes and noble.com)